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Episode 1: The Russian Space Program
Our podcast officially premieres with a discussion of the Russian space program, which quickly deteriorates into a lengthy summary of the Blue Lagoon franchise. Learn all about the Sputnik Show,...
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Episode 2: Things That Are Green
In this week's episode, we take on an impossibly broad topic: things that are green. Along the way, we'll teach you everything you need to know about chlorophyll, Applefingers, fish farms, and the...
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Episode 3: "Oh My God, What's Wrong With Your Face?"
This week on Breakfast with the Beak, we answer one of history's most enduring questions, "Oh my god, what's wrong with your face?" As it turns out, the answer involves a secret cabal of warlocks, Jedi...
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Episode 4: The Philosophy of Video Games
In this installment of Breakfast with the Beak, we take on what is arguably the greatest topic of all time: the philosophy of video games.? Join us in a wonderful universe where stealing from...
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Episode 5: Summer Activities
In our latest episode, we shorten a needlessly long topic and wind up talking about all manner of summer fun. Along the way, we encounter an ocean full of abominations, croquet mallets raised in anger,...
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Episode 6: Webcomics
This week, we dive headfirst into the world of webcomics and struggle to find some kind words for the format. Along the way, we dress pigeons in little janitor uniforms, spend some time on the holodeck...
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Episode 7: Teenagers
In our latest episode, we figure out just what is wrong with these damn teenagers today. Our findings are inconclusive at best, but we're pretty sure it has something to do with everything being way...
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Episode 8: Bits of Wire...
This week, we get a topic that we don't exactly understand, but we're determined to make the best of it. So if you're a fan of puppetry, cereal mascots, or space travel, you'll find something to like....
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Episode 9: Rapture Countdown
No sense waiting for breakfast this week, because there may not be a world to eat breakfast in. We're counting down to the Rapture, and you're invited to listen in. Will the righteous be swept up to...
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Episode 10: Squirrels: Mercenaries of Darkness
Oh, that's right. A topic so terrifying, we needed two colons in the title. Have we stumbled upon the greatest conspiracy of our age, or does it only exist in the fevered imagination of the listener...
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Episode 11: Television
You asked us to talk about television. As in, all of it. And damn it, we tried. We also talked about Mrs. Butterworth, robot doppelgangers, and all the reasons Jeff Goldblum needs to get a houseboat...
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Episode 12: Graffiti
This week, we've been called upon to discuss the fine art of graffiti. And we're ready, whether that means drawing a mustache on a national landmark or accepting an Oscar in a gorilla mask. Also, we...
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Episode 13: DOUBLE TOPIC DAY!
Yes, you read that right! Thanks to the trickery of an exceedingly clever fan, we're executing the legendary 2x Topic Combo, and you good folks get to witness it. And why stop at the official topics?...
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Episode 14: Grad School
This week, we present a public service announcement on the dangers of grad school. Will you find enlightenment and intellectual stimulation, or will you just divide your time between asking your...
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Episode 15: Qatar
Things get off to a rough start this week, thanks to some... confusion regarding my sidekick. Eventually we got it all worked out and really tried to talk about Qatar, but then someone mentioned...
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Episode 16: Nikola Tesla
It's July 10, and that means it's the birthday of history's most badass inventor: Nikola Tesla. Whether he was perfecting his crow-hunting technique or soaring above the clouds in a flying machine that...
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Episode 17: Douchebaggery
The world is full of douchebags, and we're going to find out why. How are we going to do that? The same way we always do: by asking a lot of questions, then getting distracted. What do we mean when we...
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Episode 18: Brain Freeze
Our apartment has been hot as fuck this week, but we've got a topic to beat the proverbial heat! Can we unlock the mysteries of brain freeze? Are we one frozen beverage away from being able to carry on...
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Episode 19: Rainstorms
Have you ever driven in a rainstorm that was so bad that you had to pull over? That's the question we're trying to answer this week, and that fact that neither of us drives won't stop us. We're doing...
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Episode 20: Colors with Weird Names
The public wanted to know our opinions on colors with weird names, so we got out our big box of crayons and scribbled a new chapter in the Book of Grievances. Should kids be allowed to vote on color...
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